If you know me at all, you know that I’m not keen on washing my hair. While I’m fully aware of the benefits in not washing your hair everyday (less breakage, more moisture, better protection, etc.) those aren’t exactly the reasons I don’t use shampoo on a regular basis. I’m always honest with you guys so here it goes, I’m lazy. That’s it. Let me rephrase that, I’m lazy when it comes to mundane tasks. Opening the mail in a timely fashion, putting laundry away, grocery shopping, washing my hair, etc.
Do you ever think about how much work goes into shampooing and rinsing and conditioning and rinsing and brushing and drying and styling? It’s basically exercise and by the time I’m done with everything I feel like I need to take another shower. If you don’t get sweaty doing your hair then you’re a unicorn and please, tell me your secrets!
Am I going to share with you the exact amount of time that passes in between shampooings? No. Most of you would probably stop talking to me out of sheer disgust and the rest of you would continue being my friend but only out of pity and you would definitely never come within ten feet of me ever again.
Let me put it this way, whenever I do manage to wash my hair I get compliments.
“You’re hair looks great!”
“Did you get your hair done? It looks good!”
So on and so forth. To which I always reply “No. I washed it!”
And that’s usually when everyone laughs uncomfortably and I leave the room so everyone can exchange awkward glances on my behalf. It’s fine, I chose this life and I understand that dirty hair isn’t for everyone.
HOWEVER, I’m here to announce that should you too decide that boycotting shampoo is in your future or you’re already living that hippie hair life I have just the thing to you help you on your journey!
My VERY OWN, HANDCRAFTED blend of
ingredients, nicely packaged in a
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And because I've dabbled in being a brunette a handful of times in my life, I am releasing two varieties! Your traditional blend that's great for BLONDES, and even disguises outgrowth, and a cocoa colored alternative for my BRUNETTES out there who have struggled with dry shampoos in the past because they made your color appear chalky or washed out.
I'm now taking PREORDERS!
Still skeptical? Totally get it (remember all that research I did for my baby registry.) For those of you who need reassurance, I got your back.
Check out the testimonials from my peer testers!