I’m obsessed with decoding my dreams. If someone was to check my Blackberry first thing in the morning, they would discover that my search history is ridden with dream dictionary sites, a few of which I’ve taken the time to bookmark. I rarely read my horoscope unless I come across it when perusing Elle; instead I rely totally on my subconscious to show me my fate. So as you can see, this simply isn’t something that can just wait till morning.
Last night I had a dream that Rinn (in his current state) walked up to me, removed his diaper and pissed all over me. The kid won’t even crawl yet so of course I found myself desperately groping for my phone in the middle of the night. DreamMoods.com said the following:
“To dream that someone is urinating on you means that you are feeling the emotional burden of this person.”
Way to tell it like it is DeamMoods.com. But I love Rinn’s emotional burden so if we can find a different way for my subconscious to convey this message to me rather than by way of a golden shower from my baby, it would be greatly appreciated.
P.S. I should mention that sometimes I overdo it on my medication (you know, you take your pill in the morning, forget, so you accidently take a second with dinner.) In those instances I just accept that my dreams are wild hallucinations. I enjoy the ride and try not to read too much into it.